Ambrose Bierce, Write It Right: Archives: April 2004 |
||
Avocation for Vocation. A vocation is, literally, a calling; that is, a trade or profession. An avocation is something that calls one away from it. If I say that farming is some one’s avocation I mean that he practises it, not regularly, but at odd times.
Avoid for Avert. “By displaying a light the skipper avoided a collision.” To avoid is to shun; the skipper could have avoided a collision only by getting out of the way.
Badly for Bad. “I feel badly.” “He looks badly.” The former sentence implies defective nerves of sensation, the latter, imperfect vision. Use the adjective.
Balance for Remainder. “The balance of my time is given to recreation.” In this sense balance is a commercial word, and relates to accounting.
Bet for Betted. The verb to bet forms its preterite regularly, as do wet, wed, knit, quit and others that are commonly misconjugated. It seems that we clip our short words more than we do our long.
Body for Trunk. “The body lay here, the head there.” The body is the entire physical person (as distinguished from the soul, or mind) and the head is a part of it. As distinguished from head, trunk may include the limbs, but anatomically it is the torso only.
Bogus for Counterfeit, or False. The word is slang; keep it out.
This is one of the reasons I started this project: the word ‘bogus’ is still around, still slang, and still to be avoided except in contexts such as ‘Bill and Ted’ movies. I wouldn’t have thought it had such a long, though undistinguished, pedigree.
Both. This word is frequently misplaced; as, “A large mob, both of men and women.” Say, of both men and women.
Bug for Beetle, or for anything. Do not use it.
I wonder what Bierce means by “anything”: most likely orders of insects other than the beetles (Coleoptera). In fact entomologists often refer to the Hemiptera (stinkbugs, ‘kissing bugs’, and such) and Homoptera (cicadas, leafhoppers, aphids, and scale insects) as “true bugs”.
I also wonder what Bierce would have thought of the nasty ‘bugs’ responsible for the common cold and malfunctionng technology. I mean I wonder what he would have thought of calling them ‘bugs’: I assume he would have found them variously repulsive in themselves.
Business for Right. “He has no business to go there.”
Another locution still going strong almost a century later.
Build for Make. “Build a fire.” “Build a canal.” Even “build a tunnel” is not unknown, and probably if the woodchuck is skilled in the American tongue he speaks of building a hole.
But. By many writers this word (in the sense of except) is regarded as a preposition, to be followed by the objective case: “All went but him.” It is not a preposition and may take either the nominative or objective case, to agree with the subject or object of the verb. All went but he. The natives killed all but him.
But what. “I did not know but what he was an enemy.” Omit what. If condemnation of this dreadful locution seem needless bear the matter in mind in your reading and you will soon be of a different opinion.
Note Bierce’s subjunctive ‘seem’.
By for Of. “A man by the name of Brown.” Say, of the name. Better than either form is: a man named Brown.
Calculated for Likely. “The bad weather is calculated to produce sickness.” Calculated implies calculation, design.
Candidate for Aspirant. In American politics, one is not a candidate for an office until formally named (nominated) for it by a convention, or otherwise, as provided by law or custom. So when a man who is moving Heaven and Earth to procure the nomination protests that he is “not a candidate” he tells the truth in order to deceive.
Capable. “Men are capable of being flattered.” Say, susceptible to flattery. “Capable of being refuted.” Vulnerable to refutation. Unlike capacity, capability is not passive, but active. We are capable of doing, not of having something done to us.
Capacity for Ability. “A great capacity for work.” Capacity is receptive; ability, potential. A sponge has capacity for water; the hand, ability to squeeze it out.